3) Skin Care, Skin Care, Skin Care!
Makeup companies like to make skin care seem complicated, but let me demystify it for you. The Three Secrets of Great Skin are Moisture, SOOTS (Stay Out of the Sun), and Be Italian. The Three Rules of SOOTS are Sunscreen, AWAH (Always Wear a Hat), and DLO (Don’t Lay Out). “Don’t Lay Out” is a mnemonic device for “Do Lots of Omega 3s,” which can be found in SWaWB (Salmon, Walnuts, and Weird Bread).
~ Tina Fey (1970 – )
American actress, comedian, writer, and producer,
most famous for her impression of former Alaska mayor, Sarah Palin
This excerpt appears in the chapter:
The Secrets of Mommy’s Beauty
[If this and all else fails, there’s always Beauty Rule #12]
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